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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Home alone

2 ladies and a guy were discussing about the merits of staying alone.

Lady 1: I am so used to staying alone I don't think I can stay with other people anymore.

Lady 2: Yeah, can walk around the house naked.

Guy : Wah you so open? Don't scare people see from window?

Lady 2: Cheh, of course close the drapes lar.

Guy: Mmm. Sometimes when I am in the bathroom, the maid comes in and open the drapes.

- pause-

Lady 1: ...... Wait, why would you walk out of the bathroom naked when the maid is around?

Lady 2: *snicker

Guy: ~ pengsan
 

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